Life is summed up in . . . 4 bottles

 

 
  ...... and we are on the third!

Simple Truths (jokes)

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. 





SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: 
"Hard work is never appreciated” 

Kind of expect a hand to appear when I flash a cheque

Meat glue? Nowadays, do we really know what we eat?

http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/article/8989315

Up-side Down Shop Signage

A good friend of mine sent a series of photographs taken in Malaysia. Here's one:

Throat relieving herbal jelly?!

I am ok with diminishing pimples and acnes, but to have my throat relieved? Not in a million years.

Comments left on the last post ...

"Better say nothing than nothing to the purpose ..."????
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today????

and a couple of others.

I did not let these through because they did not make much sense to me.

Secondly, I just wonder why these people bother to comment, and more interestingly, set up blank blogs with no information on the blogger nor was there any blog whatsoever.

Lastly, sharing with you a facebook entry by Sharon Bakar. Hope she does not mind.
Great lines,

"Sorry KL Guy and Cicak Man etc etc - you might be the nicest people in the world but if you can't be arsed to get out from under a fake name on Facebook and put up a picture, I ain't gonna friend you!"