Using mobile phone in a public place

I just love this.

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and

closed her eyes. 

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next
to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a
loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train"

"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty,
but I had a long meeting".

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office.
It was with the boss".

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart"

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had enough,
she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the
phone and come back to bed." 

Who is the BOSS

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"