Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Lies interpreted at various levels


 A friend sent me this. How plausible...


Telling a lie is a
Sin for a child..
Fault for an adult.
An art for a lover.
A profession for a lawyer.
A requirement for a politician.
A Management tool for a Boss.
An accomplishment for a bachelor.
An excuse for a subordinate and..........
A Matter of Survival for a married man.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Road Signs that are Country Specific

English Language - Plurals

Have not updated this blog for a while. Apologies for those who had been checking in. Received the following via email and think it is worth sharing via this blog:


The English Plural According To ....
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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes;
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese;
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

 
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If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen ?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet ?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth ?
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Then one may be that, & three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose;
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother & also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his & him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis & shim !
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Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England . 

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We take English  for granted,
but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square;
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce & hammers don't ham ? 
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Doesn't it seem crazy that ...
you can make amends but not one amend ?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends ...
and get rid of all but one of them,
What do you call it ? 

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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught ?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat ?

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Sometimes I think all people who speak English
Should be in an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play,
and play at a recital ? 

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We ship by truck but send cargo by ship ...
We have noses that run & feet that smell;
We park in a driveway & drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance & a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man & a wise guy are opposites ?
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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns down;
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
& in which an alarm goes off by going on. 

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If Father is Pop ....how come Mother's not Mop ? ? ?

Thursday, May 31, 2012

We live life Just Once


Don't know where this came from. Received via email from a friend. Indeed, we should take chances to make this world a better place.


"LIFE is just ONCE!"
Take Chances!
Tell The Truth!
Learn To Say No!
Spend Your Money On The Things You Love!
Get To Know Someone Random!
Say I Love You To Someone In Life!
Feel The True Love!
Tell The Idiot How He/She Hurts You!
Abuse Someone Who Deserves It!
Sit Alone, Watch The Rain 'n Cry!
Laugh Till Your Stomach Pains!
Dance Even If You Are Too Bad At It!
Pose Stupidly For Photos!
Give Someone A Hug When They Need It
'n Make Sure You Get one When You Do!
Be Naughty Like Child.
Live It, Love It!
Because, "LIFE is just ONCE!"

Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Wooden Bowl

 The  Wooden Bowl

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now,
a year from now.
A  frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and  four-year-old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.
The  family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
'We must do something about father,' said the son.

'I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.'

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.

There,  Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.

When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction,  sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.

Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp  admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.


One  evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.

He  asked the child sweetly, 'What are you making?'  Just as sweetly, the boy responded,
'Oh,  I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.
The  four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table.

For  the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason,
neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that  you can tell a lot about a person by the way  he/she handles four things:

a  rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've  learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a 'life.'

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw
something back sometimes.
I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you.But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can,
happiness will find you.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.

People love that human touch -- holding  hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.